oboebandgeek99:

heckacute:

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Why the fuck would I do that

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peeves:

dream-residue:

peeves:

dream-residue:

moment of silence for Peeves the poltergeist 

thanks

motherfricker you ain’t a poltergeist 

i’m sorry

fishingboatproceeds:

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Man I am wearing so much makeup in that picture. God I love wearing makeup. But anyway, yes, I really loved getting to hang out with Birdy. What a talented singer and songwriter. (Trivia: She wrote the song “Not about Angels” after reading TFIOS before she heard about the movie!)

Thanks to everyone who watched along tonight while I livetweeted my viewing of the extended cut of the DVD. That was really fun and we should do it again sometime with a movie I’m not so attached to. Any suggestions?

moonemojii:

so i bought this chocolate lollipop
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and this is what i fucking got
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greatjaggi:

Mom: Put on a sweatshirt, it’s cold

Me:

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asker

Anonymous asked: You complain about how life is so tough and how you're so alone, yet you sit on Tumblr all day instead of doing something with your life. Lol your pathetic. All you want is pity.

longful:

Okay listen, Anon.

I’m rarely on Tumblr. I usually have my Queue+ posting all day. I work full time, and attend university full time. I queue thousands of posts every weekend (it takes me like 5 minutes to do with Queue+), and let that run throughout the week.

I’m sorry for needing a place to vent and complain. For some reason, I thought this site was a place where people could be open about their feelings and thoughts. Guess I was wrong.

Honestly, It’s people like you who make it impossible for people to open up to others. It’s people like you who make me scared to make new friends.

Also, It’s you’re not your. So kindly fuck off and let me blog in peace :)

nation-of-homeskillets:

he knows what hes done

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humansofnewyork:

"I was in the infantry. We were stationed in Laos when we heard on the radio that the treaty was signed and the war was over. Everyone started celebrating and screaming and lifting each other in the air. None of us cared that we’d lost the war. We were so tired of fighting. When we heard the news, we started waving our arms and celebrating with the same North Vietnamese soldiers that we’d been shooting at the day before. The times had made us fight each other. But we were all still Vietnamese." 
(Ho Chi Minh City \ Saigon, Vietnam)

humansofnewyork:

"I was in the infantry. We were stationed in Laos when we heard on the radio that the treaty was signed and the war was over. Everyone started celebrating and screaming and lifting each other in the air. None of us cared that we’d lost the war. We were so tired of fighting. When we heard the news, we started waving our arms and celebrating with the same North Vietnamese soldiers that we’d been shooting at the day before. The times had made us fight each other. But we were all still Vietnamese." 

(Ho Chi Minh City \ Saigon, Vietnam)